Pain, pain, go away!
Fair warning: There is some TMI in this post. If you hate TMI for whatever reason, I’m sorry in advance. Also if you are under the age of 18…you don’t want to go any further. Trust me.
So…rain+cold=very cranky (and crampy) Nat.
We went to Universal Studios this morning. The forecast called for PM showers. We went in the morning in hopes that we’d beat the rain in time for the afternoon. Well…as Mother Nature would have it…it rains…just as we get there. And it would not stop.1 We ended up staying like 2 hours and then the moment that we get ready to leave, the fucking rain lets up and the sun comes out.
At this point, we’re all drenched (we did get ponchos and an umbrella, but by then, the damage was done) and because of all the walking we did even before getting to the park2, I was feeling the pain in my back and legs. By the time we got home, we were dry for the most part, but I’m freezing. Of course, Ronnie and his sister aren’t, so I had no one to really share the pain with3. With hands numb (with gloves mind you), legs and back tearing, and a bladder screaming “empty me now or I will empty myself”, I was miserable.
It gets better. Ronnie wanted to cuddle, so I cuddle up with him. We end up falling asleep4. But I couldn’t really sleep. Due to me not being that far into the preggo stage and having a little more cushion, I can still sleep on my stomach for a little bit. But with a cost. Getting laid didn’t help the fact that I did get cold afterwards; so cold that a certain part of my body got so tender that it was so fucking painful to sleep on my belly. However, when I tried to turn…everything else was in pain!!5 I think I might’ve cried a few times while napping.
I’m not looking forward to sleeping at all tonight. Because it’s gonna be painful as shit to turn. Luckily, my right leg doesn’t hurt as much, but my left leg is brutal; almost impossible to lift. And nipples are still tender as hell. Oh it’s gonna be a very interesting night indeed. Thanks to Mother Nature’s horrible timing.
Thank you bitch. Thank you.
Oh, and on a side note, my fiance’s a nympho. He knows I’m in pain, but throws in this nice little hint.
Ronnie: I’m horny.
Me: Well, you’re screwed.
- It would, however, get lighter then downpour shortly after, then do it again ↩
- We took the bus, probably won’t be doing that again, especially in rain ↩
- Not that I’d want to share the pain with Ronnie; he’s a baby when he gets a damn cold–like most guys ↩
- After getting laid, because even though I was in pain, I did get horny ↩
- Told you it got better ↩
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