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Why you shouldn’t attempt to eat a whole pie of pizza…

Why you shouldn't attempt to eat a whole pie of pizza...

I may be eating for two1, but my stomach is still the same size and unlike my lovely dork of a fiance, I can’t down a whole pie of pizza no matter how small it may be.

I’m feeling rather ill right now. But at least the 1.5 pieces I had were pretty good. Thank goodness for Ziplocs and rainy days.

  1. Not really